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Post by Deleted on May 3, 2012 8:36:48 GMT -8
so once there was a man this man was named Henry Henry was a man. And a man was Henry. He had a little wiener and some tiny nuts. By this I mean he had a hot dog with two peanuts. This was his breakfast. He also liked to have mustard with that hot dog and two peanuts.
One day a stranger came to his house. Her name was Crystal. Crystal was a woman. And an UGLY woman was Crystal. She was clearly an old witch. She looked at Henry and said something that he did not expect. "HENRY! YOU MUST FIND THE MAGIC CRYSTALS" Henry scratched his head. He knew he was supposed to say something. But he didn't say what was expected of him. He looked at the witch Crystal and said only this- "...WOW! That was easy!" Crystal smiled. "Congrats. You pass'd my evil test" Crystal left.
The next day, Henry ate bagels for breakfast instead of his hot dog and peanuts. OH GOD THIS WORLD JUST WENT TO HELL EVERY DAY FOR THE PAST 15 YEARS HE'S HAD THOSE HOT DOGS AND PEANUTS FOR BREAKFAST HE BROKE THE LAWS OF THE UNIVERSE BY EATING MOTHER FREAKIN BAGELS Crystal was unhappy. The laws of the universe were not to be taken lightly. For bagel eating was forbidden in Iceland. For he lived in Iceland. And Iceland was his home. So Crystal took the Black Materia from Sephiroth. Then she used it to call down Meteor on Henry's house. Henry was blown to pieces.
Henry was not afraid to die and thus died.
THE END
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Post by UtterSpartan on May 3, 2012 12:33:52 GMT -8
He had a little wiener and some tiny nuts.
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Post by Deleted on May 3, 2012 12:47:50 GMT -8
Master of Disguise reference. You wouldn't understand.
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Post by UtterSpartan on May 3, 2012 15:09:37 GMT -8
Master of Disguise reference. You wouldn't understand. I saw that movie... Once when I was like 7.
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Post by Burst on Nov 20, 2013 13:55:51 GMT -8
Master of Disguise reference. You wouldn't understand. I saw that movie... Once when I was like 7. I feel very sorry for you having to endure that movie.
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Post by Soapbar on Nov 20, 2013 18:37:28 GMT -8
I saw that movie... Once when I was like 7. I feel very sorry for you having to endure that movie. This thread is a fucking year old. And he was 7. 7 year old Utterspartan probably enjoyed that movie, because 7-year old UtterSpartan didn't have an actual sense of humor. Just like us all when we were 7 years old
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