Post by MacD11 on Apr 1, 2014 13:10:07 GMT -8
The Next Generation Of Gaming is Here! Prepare for Retribution™!
Wheel of Fortune: Retribution™ is a brand new game that is part of a franchise reboot for Wheel of Fortune™'s series of video games! As you can probably tell from the picture of the CD, the game has been rebuilt from the ground up to appeal to a new, more hardcore audience of gamers, as we here at SuperSoft know that appealing to a hardcore master-gamer audience would be the l33test thing to do, yo!
The many features that this game has to offer are vast and there are many things you can do in it! You can watch advertisements for your favorite products like Mountain Dew™ and Doritos™! You can get kills to earn killstreaks which win you fabulous prizes! And you can hunt down and kill your enemies with your friends to earn more money towars thos prizes while also spinning a digital wheel around to earn more digital money for fake digital prizes! There is no end to the fun!
Q&A
Q: Will there be TF2 Promos?
A: Yes! There will be a Mountain Doritos themed TF2 Hat Promo available in the game soon for every pre-order of this game! Limited time only!
Q: Why is this game sponsored by so many people, it's like this game is a giant advertisement! Can you explain?
A: Sure! We here at SuperSoft have no idea why you would think this video game is a giant advertisement, but the sponsorships do help us get a bigger budget for our upcoming blockbuster GOTY!
Q: Do the killstreaks do anything useful?
A: Yes! You win fabulous prizes with them! Like vacations to Rio De Janeiro and brand new cars! You have to have won the right amount of money to use them though!
Q: Should I buy Mountain Dew™ Gamer Fuel?
A: Yes, you should!
Q: How many people worked on this game exactly? It looks like alot of effort went into making this game!
A: Thank you! About 350 people sat at their desks for hours on end, slaving away to compiling code and rendering 3d models in order to make this wonderful game a reality!
Q: What systems will this game launch on?
A: The game will launch on the PC, the PS4, the Xbox One, the Zeebo, The OUYA, and not on the Wii U!
Q: Will there be much DLC available for this game?
A: You can expect a metric ton of DLC on launch day and even more within the near future after that!
Q: How much will each DLC pack cost?
A: Approximately $5 - $15 depending on how much content is included in the DLC Pack. 4 maps and 16 Doritos™ themed weapon skins will equal $15 for example!
Q: How much will the game cost on release?
A: $60! Just like other hit games coming out today!
Q: When is this game coming out!
A: We dont know, but if we were to make a good guess, possibly next year or 20 years after that!
Thank you for reading this special game announcement coming from SuperSoft about their brand new video game for pro gamers! Prepare for Retribution™! Buy Mountain Dew™ Gamer Fuel! And please, enjoy this brand new video game whenever it does come out, because we cant wait to launch along side other great AAA game releases such as Donkey Kong Country: Jungle Thrill, Thi4f 4 Kids, Pokemon Z, Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 4, Doom 4, Metroid Other M 2, Deus Ex: Human Evolution, Half Life 3, Team Fortress 3, Rick's Dance Off!, Darkseed 3, Rollercoaster Tycoon 4, Toy Story: The Story Continues: The Game, Dead To Rights: Shadow's Revenge, Tomb Raider 2: Quest for the Cure, Assassin's Creed 5, Sonic '15, Battletoads 2, Katana Lord 5000, and finally, Minecraft 2. Thanks, and have fun!
Guys, I got this in my E-mail, it's totally legit:
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