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Post by Burst on Mar 26, 2014 17:13:01 GMT -8
There was this man named Bob. He once noticed a helicopter exploding. On that helicopter was a needle which survived and stabbed Bob in the arse. That turned his hand blue. However, every time he watched a DC film, a part of his body turned blue. He also couldn't play any game with David Hayter in it, or else he would turn blue for the rest of the day. One day, the Watchmen film was released, which when he saw, he turned into a giant naked blue guy.
When he woke up from a 9-year coma. He was actually Big Boss, who then had grown a blue dong in the process.
The end.
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