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Post by Burst on Apr 7, 2014 9:07:41 GMT -8
Interact, work, or buy at the Steam Store. Just only now it's a PHYSICAL store!
(We begin now.) I walk into the store.
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Post by The Chaotic Shadow on Apr 7, 2014 9:28:00 GMT -8
*I run in, get Alan Wake collection for $4.00 during a flash sale, and get the hell out*
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Post by chrossrank on Apr 7, 2014 12:30:57 GMT -8
*i walk in* GIVE ME GOAT SIMULATOR
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Post by shadowxx25 on Apr 7, 2014 13:04:43 GMT -8
*I walk in* "Are there any job openings?"
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Post by chrossrank on Apr 7, 2014 13:06:12 GMT -8
*gets goat simulator* Wait,i dont have money.....*takes out a gun*THIS IS A ROBBERY!!
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Post by redkite on Apr 7, 2014 13:06:22 GMT -8
A phone rings
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Post by chrossrank on Apr 7, 2014 13:07:35 GMT -8
(Continuing the robbery)SOMEONE GET THAT PHONE OR I BURN EVERY COPY OF TF2
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Post by shadowxx25 on Apr 7, 2014 13:09:28 GMT -8
*Picks up the phone* "Hello, this is the Steam Store of Chaos."
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Post by redkite on Apr 7, 2014 14:42:00 GMT -8
"Hi this is kite, i just have 2 things i need to talk to you about. First, tell chrossrank that he should really leave this to the pros. Second: THIS is a robbery!"
Random ninja like goons bust in from the windows and skylights, knocking chross out and stealing LOADS OF MONEY!
"WERE TAKING BACK WHAT YOU STOLE FROM US GABE! THIS IS WHAT YOU GET FOR NEVER BEING ABLE TO COUNT TO 3!!!"
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Post by Burst on Apr 7, 2014 14:44:16 GMT -8
Burst says "You missed the Monaco sale."
Burst then bonks both of the goons in the face.
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Post by Subzero7 on Apr 7, 2014 14:44:55 GMT -8
*Phone Rings again*
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Post by redkite on Apr 7, 2014 14:46:05 GMT -8
"I NEVER SAID I JUST HAD THE 2 HIRED GOONS!!!"
I burst in with a veritable army to take back what is rightfully ours.
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Post by chrossrank on Apr 7, 2014 16:34:46 GMT -8
*i stab redkite for entirefiring on MY robbery* I own this robbery,dont rip me off! *shoots the goons*
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Post by The Chaotic Shadow on Apr 7, 2014 16:55:54 GMT -8
"Ahem!" *I'm back in pure ss1* "Chaos is ruled by me, and I did not approve this." *I snap my fingers and all goons are gone and the two robbers are tied up*
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Post by chrossrank on Apr 7, 2014 17:35:07 GMT -8
Hey,let me off you jerk!
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