Post by alexhoyle on May 12, 2012 15:01:41 GMT -8
May 6, 2012 4:45:20 GMT -8 @camelslayer said:
This backup forum is now a dicktatorship.Why?
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-Any games with goats in it, no matter what form, instantly deserve a 10/10.
-Being pissed off is mandatory for being a REAL gamer. Therefore, you are required to play the original Metroid and Castlevania, as well as Dark Souls, in order to be a legit gamer. Otherwise you're plebian scum to the gaming community.
Opinions on Gaming Companies
-EA shall now be referred to as AE. EA can't easily stand for anything snappy, while AE can easily be called Anal Electricity. Shocking, right? EA is now AE, which stands for Anal Electricity.
-Square Enix should be charged for false advertisement, due to the fact that Final Fantasy spans over only God knows how many games.
-Nintendo condones genocide of turtles. Call your local PETA
-Capcom wants to piss you off with their stupidity. Therefore do the exact opposite and become their undying fangirls.
-Sony is God. Deny them your money and YOU SHOULD BURN IN HELL
-Microsoft should go back to making floppy discs.
Opinions on the Staff
-The Coffee Man is a prick. Drink his coffee.
-The Autarch of Flame is a raging alcoholic. Piss in his beer and teach him a lesson.
-Vlarix is a dead guy. Kill him some more. Then set his deader body on fire.
-UtterSpartan was never a real mod on the other forum. Vote him off the island.
-Psychotic Nekomata needs to stop taking Camelslayer's tea. It pisses him off.
-Camelslayer is an asshole. Kill on sight. ...If you can.
-The Goat of Chaos is your undeniable lord and God. To go against the forum is to go against the Goat. To go against the Goat is practically suicide. Do NOT defy the Goat. Ever.
This has been a public service announcement from your friendly neighborhood Dicktator. All Hail the Goat of Chaos.