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Post by rorscach on May 22, 2012 18:15:18 GMT -8
And angers Nicolas Cage in the process.
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Post by keyblade0 on May 22, 2012 18:16:28 GMT -8
Who calls JB...
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Post by themmm on May 22, 2012 20:53:48 GMT -8
and makes him shoot Freddie, causing...
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Post by Cyborg-Lucario on May 23, 2012 4:13:01 GMT -8
The other dumbasses to jump on Nicolas Cage and JB.
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Post by Not The Water Waka on May 23, 2012 12:08:29 GMT -8
JB then exploded
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Post by themmm on May 23, 2012 12:54:33 GMT -8
due to Glados turning oxygen into explosive gas.
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Post by Dementedvillian on May 23, 2012 13:50:35 GMT -8
Then a nudist basilisk walks in and stares at all of them, causing them to be petrified.
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Post by rorscach on May 23, 2012 18:53:44 GMT -8
However, Nicolas Cage is stronger than the baskilisk, and attempts to devour its soul.
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Post by Kitsune Hawk on May 23, 2012 19:00:53 GMT -8
But Cage is punched by John Freeman, who...
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Post by rorscach on May 23, 2012 19:03:37 GMT -8
Defeated Liam Neeson at a rodeo.
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Post by Kitsune Hawk on May 23, 2012 19:05:07 GMT -8
, A headcrab rodeo in the state of...
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Post by themmm on May 23, 2012 23:09:45 GMT -8
...North Virginia, which proceeds to explode.
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Post by baka_tyranno on May 24, 2012 2:30:02 GMT -8
Long, long ago, in a magical land with fairies and junk, the carrot lord Gibby, and dumbasses Carly, Sam, Freddie, and Spencer all sat at a bar to drink. So freddie says, "Letss do the worlds most retarded webshow and call it iCarly! And sell it to Michael bay for one million dollars." However, Micheal Bay didn't want to buy it. So a nudist basilisk and a bikini wearing zebra forced Bay to buy it on the threat of death by flaming underwear. They were exterminated by Hermione Granger and Ginny Weasly, but they argued over who would eat the basilisk, and then the basilisk started to bring back Lord Moldy Voldy.
The flaming cactus god Riley was killed by Lord Moldy Voldy, but he resurrected and avenged himself, and killed his own parents and brother. He then went crazy and blew up and kissed Voldy's sister. The entire country of Micronesia then imploded and everyone died. All that remained was Riley and Hermione and Ginny, who were ready to kill each other over the corpses. Unfortunately, there was a time warp, and the genocide of humans never happened. So Freddie says, "Let's do the world's most- hey. Do you have that feeling of deja vu?" Sam says "What are ya talkin' 'bout?" Then spencer sets the bar on fire and angers Nicolas Cage in the process, who calls Justin Bieber and makes him shoot Freddie, causing the other dumbasses to jump on Nicolas Cage and Justin Bieber. Bieber then exploded due to GLaDOS turning oxygen into explosive gas. Then a nudist basilisk walks in and stares at all of them, causing them to be petrified. However, Nicolas Cage is stronger than the basilisk, and attempts to devour its soul. But Cage is punched by John Freeman, who defeated Liam Neeson at a headcrab rodeo in the state of North Virginia, which proceeds to explode.
Wow. Just wow. Continue.
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Post by Cyborg-Lucario on May 24, 2012 6:29:57 GMT -8
Then John Freeman poked the basilisk's eyes out and used them against it.
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Post by Not The Water Waka on May 24, 2012 12:48:18 GMT -8
Then the joyous insane demon, named
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