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Post by The Red Samurai on Mar 20, 2014 12:08:28 GMT -8
*picks up my phone* "Fawn now isn't a good time Amy-chan has collapsed and I'm trying to see what's wrong, sorry but now isn't a good time to talk." *hangs up and casts curga on Amy so she's ok*
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Post by Burst on Mar 20, 2014 12:10:39 GMT -8
I come in, with my computer. I then sit down and play Tf2.
"Wait a second....This seems familiar. Wait....Chaos...Coffee....Uh-oh."
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Post by mariogalaxyman25 on Mar 20, 2014 15:50:54 GMT -8
*Sneaks in through air vents, see commotion around Amy, ignores it, sabotages the coffee machines to produce certain types of soda, then sneaks back out, enters back in through regular entrance, then orders an espresso, which actually a cream soda, then sits over by Burst, and watches him play TF2* "Hello, so, whats going on here?" *Sips "coffee"*
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Post by Burst on Mar 20, 2014 15:52:10 GMT -8
"It's coming. Oh god. They are coming."
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Post by mariogalaxyman25 on Mar 20, 2014 15:54:14 GMT -8
"Who?" *Drinks soda nervously* "Who and/or what is coming?"
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Post by Burst on Mar 20, 2014 15:56:15 GMT -8
"Well, um.. I'll explain."
Burst then exits out of Tf2 and starts playing Dishonored.
"You see, the last time someone like me had went to a coffee shop, then things went bats (yay)t loco. To say it simply, a portal to oblivion was formed."
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Post by mariogalaxyman25 on Mar 20, 2014 16:12:40 GMT -8
"To where now? You mean that place in Skyrim? And isn't everything ALREADY Bats**t Loco already? Or do you mean "Reality is Out to Lunch" type of Loco?"
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Post by Mermaid Amy on Mar 20, 2014 16:24:46 GMT -8
*finally conscious*
"I'm not sure. I don't really like coffee, um, any um, apple juice?"
*seems thirsty*
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Post by mariogalaxyman25 on Mar 20, 2014 16:28:42 GMT -8
"Just go have an espresso..." *Whisper to her ear* "I rigged it to dispense soda.*
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Post by Burst on Mar 20, 2014 16:35:51 GMT -8
"You see, MGM. You see, if I (or anyone with the force) comes here, then a portal to oblivion will be opened. And that will send us to an alternate dimension where the Nazis rule the world. And they wake you up by going Wicker Man on you."
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Post by mariogalaxyman25 on Mar 20, 2014 17:09:11 GMT -8
"Wait... Bees or Burning? Well if that's the case, can't we just go all Wolfenstein: The New Order on their a$$es?"
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Post by Burst on Mar 20, 2014 17:10:40 GMT -8
"Bees. Also, well...I feel like a superpowered rampage would go a bit better."
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Post by mariogalaxyman25 on Mar 20, 2014 17:12:40 GMT -8
"Good news, I got that, Spider-Man powers, super strength, and logic changing ability!"
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Post by Burst on Mar 20, 2014 17:14:59 GMT -8
"Well, I have telekinesis and teleportation. So that helps. Actually, to explain why this happens is because of a linkage. A linkage that might make you a teensy bit uncomfortable. Just a bit. Especially on how I got these powers."
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Post by mariogalaxyman25 on Mar 20, 2014 17:26:04 GMT -8
"How much is 'Just a bit'?" *Stiffens up suddenly and then starts dancing to this, like the 8-Bit guy*
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